scientvst said: So your frappuccino post says that you can't work the cold bar into a good rhythm with the hot bar. But why does this apply only to fraps and not other cold drinks?

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

Think.

Seriously, for half a fucking second apply some critical reasoning skills to the world around you. 

I’m not gonna tell you why. That requires no active participation on your part.

So the next time you and your BFF go to starbucks and get whatever tepid shit slushie it is you prefer to drink (but not before the #selfie!), watch it get made. Think about the process. Observe the barista at work and how they move. 

Fucking. Pay. Attention. 

Then process what happened. What makes frappuccinos different? The answer to your question is really fucking obvious. 

When you figure it out, come back and tell me why it applies to frappuccinos and not other cold drinks.

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  • me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
  • me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

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overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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toudoo:

there is always that one character in every high school set anime that lives alone and no one knows why

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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

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catastrophiccastiel:

Fucking Misha. This video turned me on like no other.

TSA America - Misha Collins

  • and the references to Jensen is unbelievable

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pray4salvation:


ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

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cinquespotted:

jingletribble:

jingletribble:

i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick

caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.

I have a serious problem.

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I will not cry during class. I will not cry during class. I will not cry during class.

Dang I am so freaking happy to be talking to him and knowing he won’t be going Special Forces after all. One less thing to worry about.

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