lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via crime-andpunishment)

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

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pizzadelivery:


my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

(via crime-andpunishment)

lomonette:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

(via crime-andpunishment)

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

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perrytheteenagegirl:

foreverpruned:

They were the best frenemies

(via castielssecurityblanket)

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

My choir teacher wants us to do Disney’s Candlelight Processional and the days he requested were the ones where the narrator is Neil Patrick Harris and on the outside I was like “sweeet man, that’d be cool” but on the inside I was like “holy shit if we get these days I am going to cry because I’ll be on the same stage as him oh sweet baby jesus”

ravenclawslibrary:


bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

(via silence-will-falloutboy)

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

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scientvst said: So your frappuccino post says that you can't work the cold bar into a good rhythm with the hot bar. But why does this apply only to fraps and not other cold drinks?

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

Think.

Seriously, for half a fucking second apply some critical reasoning skills to the world around you. 

I’m not gonna tell you why. That requires no active participation on your part.

So the next time you and your BFF go to starbucks and get whatever tepid shit slushie it is you prefer to drink (but not before the #selfie!), watch it get made. Think about the process. Observe the barista at work and how they move. 

Fucking. Pay. Attention. 

Then process what happened. What makes frappuccinos different? The answer to your question is really fucking obvious. 

When you figure it out, come back and tell me why it applies to frappuccinos and not other cold drinks.

Christian, writer, mother, SuperWhoLockian. Welcome.

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